Copywriters are sexy, glamorous and cool.
Mercury Writing bucks this trend,
but we are great at our job. Why? Because we’re
pedantic bastards. We'll tinker with your
text until it’s perfect. That's how we roll.
Things We've Done Recently
|Higher Ground Allendale
|Ishy Bruce - coaching for emotional wellbeing
|Universiti Brunei Darussalam
||proofreading academic research papers|
|CLC PGR Conferences 2015 and 2016
||website design and marketing|
|The Master Cakesmith
||website design||Universities of Edinburgh and Newcastle
||University of Bedfordshire
||International student community
||programme copy/funding applications
||Recognition for the Border Collie's Heritage
|Fantome Line post production
||sponsor/press and marketing|
|Think I.T. (NZ)
||b2b marketing copy|
|Procter and Gamble
|Newcastle Community Green Festival 2013
|Burnbrae Farm Cottage
||leaflet copywriting and design|
|Northumbria University Curriculum Review
|Bow Wow Pets
|SiComp Computing Solutions
|Early Years Professional Status
||website design/artist's statement|
|Academic proofreading and formatting
||making PhD theses readable since 2012|
Yeah, we do other stuff: web design, layout and formatting, embeefment*, proofreading... even music. You have to be creative these days and we play to our strengths.
We'll transcribe data from any audio or video format. It's all typed out verbatim, ready for analysis. We take confidentiality very seriously and we're fast.
It's £7.50 per 1000 words, with a discount for poor people.
Perhaps you’re thinking ‘this isn’t much of a
website’. That's fine. However, we believe:
“Everything should be made as simple as possible... but not simpler”
Albert Einstein (misattributed)
These are the prices
10% of our fee goes straight to charity (Mind or Shelter). We do this because we're decent.
Now get in touch
Andrew Fletcher...|...fletch [at] mercurywriting.com...|...+44(0)783 506 8540
Email or call (it’s just me; why pretend
otherwise?), tell me what you want and I’ll give you a timescale and a quote.
You get a tailored, high quality service
I get to pay my utility bills
Social media? Meh. We have it, but can't really be arsed...
* What was that? Embeefment?..Well, clients are always asking us to 'beef up' their text, so we invented a word for it.